“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

― Arthur C. Clarke

20101030

MARIE-HÉLÈNE GAUTHIER DÉLICIEUSEMENT SINISTRE

CHLOÉ

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Eh, oh, ce matin
Y a Chloé qui s'est noyée
Dans l'eau du ruisseau
J'ai vu ses cheveux flotter
Là-bas sous les chênes
On aurait dit une fontaine
Quand Chloé a crié
Quand sa p'tite tête a cogné

la la la la la...

Chloé a coulé
C'est sûr qu'elle avait pas pied
Chloé ma moitié
Ce matin s'en est allée
Ton cœur petite sœur
Va sans doute devenir fleur
Sous les saules qui pleurent
L'eau est de toutes les couleurs

la la la la la...

Chloé si je pleure
Tu sais ça compte pour du beurre
Ton rire me fait peur
Est-ce que tu joues ou tu meurs ?
Adieu petite fée
Pendant longtemps j'ai appelé
Adieu à Chloé
Le courant l'a emportée

la la la la la...

Eh oh, ce matin
Y a Chloé qui s'est noyée
Dans l'eau du ruisseau
J'ai vu ses cheveux flotter
Là-bas sous les chênes
On aurait dit une fontaine
Quand Chloé a crié
Quand sa p'tite tête a cogné

la la la la la...

Chloé, pourquoi t'es partie
Chloé, Chloé...

Mylène Farmer Chloé




POLITICALLY CORRECT SAVAGE CHICKENS

DILBERT

20101027

PARANORMAL INACTIVITY

Excellent à plus d'un niveau !

20101026

DEAR GREAT PUMPKIN

20101024

DÉCORATIONS D'HALLOWEEN

Trop épeurant, vraiment trop épeurant !!!
Bravo Ygreck

20101023

RÉFLECTION

La Connerie a ceci de commun avec les vampires : elle n'offre pas de reflet dans un miroir.
- Cyberyan -

iPHONE 4 VERSION NES

20101022

UNE JOURNÉE EN IRAK

Dans la foulée de l'évènement de l'heure (Wikileaks relâche 400 000 documents secrets sur la guerre en Irak), voici les "logs" d'une journée-type de la guerre en Irak - guerre lors de laquelle on estime que 60% des pertes sont civiles.


Publié sur The Bureau of Investigative Journalism, section Iraq War Logs.

One day in Iraq: 128 dead, including three women and one child

October 22nd, 2010  |  by Yuba Bessaoud |  Published in All stories, Civilian deaths, Story of the war

When the Iraq Study Group published its report on December 6 2006 – a month to the day after Donald Rumsfeld’s resignation – their opinion was clear from the first line:

“The situation in Iraq is grave and deteriorating.”

On the same day 123 secret logs, including reports of the murder of 128 civilians, were filed.*

From synchronised attacks on higher education ministers and officials, to a series of closely timed Improvised Explosive Device (IED) explosions in Sadr City, the following entries, revealed here for the first time, underline the routine violence that had become an everyday occurrence.

The first report of violence is logged before daybreak.

Iraqi child - CatherineCRoberts/Flickr

0450: Baghdad – Patrol finds a dead body with a “GSW” – gunshot wound.

0545: Kirkuk – Explosion reported at interpreter’s house.

0650: Baghdad – Civilian corpse found “handcuffed, blindfolded and shot in the        head”.

0700: Baghdad – Corpse found handcuffed, blindfolded and shot dead in Sadr City.

0750: Iskandariyah – “17-20-year-old” found shot in the head.

0800: Baghdad – Man found shot in head.

0806: Baghdad – “AIF” (Anti-Iraqi Forces) kill a man.

0825: Iskandariyah – IED ignites fire, kills one and wounds four Iraqis.

0825: Baghdad – University worker shot dead by AIF.

0830: Iskandariyah – IED explodes in garage killing four and injuring 12.

0830: Baghdad – Unknown corpse found.

0840: Baghdad – Two unknown corpses found shot in the head.

0900: Baghdad – Private security contractor is killed protecting the government’s minister for higher education (who is wounded).

0900: Baghdad –[in related attack] Higher education ministry driver is killed and ministry employee injured after attack by AIF.

0900: Baghdad – Man killed by AIF.

0910: Mosul – Male found with gunshot and axe wounds to the head.

0935: Baghdad – AIF kill Iraqi.

0945: Baghdad – Mahdi Army (JAM) suspected of killing of “high ranking” Ba’ath Party member.

0950: Mosul – AIF kill Iraqi male.

1010: Baghdad – Patrol finds four Iraqis – three murdered, one still alive. Wounded person is “medevaced” (medical evacuation).

1010: Baghdad – Two dead and two wounded people found after shooting.

1015: Baghdad – Corpse shot in the head.

1030: Khan Azad – AIF kill Iraqi.

1040: Al Musaiyib – Two people found shot in head.

1045: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1050: Baghdad – Mortar round kills eight Iraqis, injures 41 more.

1055: Baghdad – 30-40-year-old male found shot in head.

1100: Baghdad – AIF kill man.

1106: Baghdad – Man in mid–20s found dead.

1110: Baghdad – Unknown corpse found.

1100: Baghdad – Corpse found shot in head.

1120: Baghdad – Corpse found killed.

1130: Baghdad – 15 people killed and 25 injured in IED attack outside old Ministry of Defence building.

1145: Mosul – IED explodes killing one Iraqi.

1155: Baghdad – Two corpses found shot in head.

1155: Baghdad – Corpse found shot dead near power station.

1159: Baghdad (Sadr City) – IED kills three and wounds eight.

1200: Baghdad – AIF kill two Iraqis.

1206: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1215: Baghdad – AIF kill three Iraqi men.

1220: Baghdad – Two unknown corpses found.

1220: Baghdad (Sadr City) – IED kills one woman, injures 22.

1230: Baghdad – Two corpses found shot in head.

1240: Baghdad – Man in late-30s found shot in head.

1250: Baghdad – Bodies of two murdered Iraqi males found with gunshot wounds (GSW) to the head.

1300: Baghdad – Two corpses found.

1330: Baghdad – AIF kill Iraqi man.

1335: Baghdad – Unknown corpse found.

1335: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1355: Baghdad – Four bodies found.

1355: Baghdad – Two Iraqi males in their 30s found dead with their arms “zip tied behind their backs”.

1355: Baghdad – Two corpses found.

1400: Baghdad – University director assassinated.

1400: Baghdad – ( a second) University director killed.

1400: Basra – AIF attack British troops. One soldier and five civilians killed.

1400: Baghdad – Police report two bodies found.

1400: Mosul – AIF shoot and kill Iraqi man.

1406: Diyala Province – Two truck drivers found dead.

1411: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1416: Baghdad – Body found with “hands and feet bound”.

1436: Baghdad – “Christian” male in 40s found in truck with GSW to chest.

1458: Baghdad – 30-year-old male with GSWs to both eyes, broken teeth and crushed forehead found at “dump site”.

1500: Baghdad – Police report dead body.

1528: Baghdad – Two explosions after a gunfight kill one Iraqi and injure two more.

1530: Central Iraq – Checkpoint attacked by AIF killing eight civilians and wounding five. One policeman also killed.

1530: Baghdad – Body found with GSW to head.

1553: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1600: Baghdad – Body found near mosque.

1610: Baghdad – Corpse found.

1610: Baghdad – Corpse found shot in head.

1635: Baghdad – AIF disguised as police kill and rob Iraqi male at his house.

1635: Baghdad – Two males, 46 and 42 years old, found “shot in top of the head”.

1645: Baghdad – 35-year-old man found shot once to left wrist, five times to chest, once to the stomach and once to the head.

1651: Baghdad – 17-year-old female shot in “head and torso” found in “trash pile”.

1654: Baghdad – 50-year-old male found shot in head.

1701: Baghdad – 40-year-old male found shot twice to head and twice to body.

1720: Baghdad – Two bodies found with unknown causes of death.

1720: Baghdad – Two bodies found near primary school.

1730: Baghdad – Police find body in industrial zone.

1730: Baghdad – Unidentified corpse shot in head.

1735: Baghdad – Police report death of Iraqi male.

1735: Baghdad – AIF shoot man dead.

1800: Baghdad – Unknown male found shot in head.

1800: Baghdad – Police report body found.

1830: Baghdad – Mortar kills civilian.

1845: Baghdad – Man “assassinated”.

1900: Basra – Two Katyusha rockets hit two houses, killing a girl and wounding three others.

1900: Baghdad – Mortar kills civilian.

1940: Baghdad – Unknown corpse found shot in head.

1950: Baghdad – Unknown female found shot in head.

1950: Basra – AIF shoot and kill watchman at medical clinic.

2000: Baghdad – Iraqi working for US killed by gunmen at his home.

2200: MND (Multinational Division)-Central – AIF shoot possible former Ba’ath Party member.

2215: Baghdad – Corpse blindfolded, handcuffed and with signs of torture found shot in head.

2344: Ash Shamiyah – Shop owner and former Ba’ath Party member shot in head and chest.

*In the interests of security for the families of the individuals concerned – some of whom are named in the documents – no logs have been made available for this story.

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20101015

But you know evil is an exact science, being carefully correctly wrong

SHRIEKBACK — NEMESIS



In a jungle of the senses
Tinkerbell and Jack the ripper
Love has no meaning, not where they come from
But we know pleasure is not that simple
Very little fruit is forbidden
Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong
But you know evil is an exact science
Being carefully correctly wrong

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big Black Nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home

We feel like Greeks, we feel like Romans
Centaurs and monkeys just cluster round us
We drink elixirs that we refine
from the juices of the dying
We are no monsters, we're moral people
and yet we have the strength to do this
This is the splendour of our achievement
Call in the airstrike with a poison kiss

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No-one move a muscle as the dead come home

How bad it gets, you can't imagine
the burning wax, the breath of reptiles
god is not mocked, he knows our business
Karma could take us at any moment
Cover him up.....I think we're finished
You know it's never been so exotic
but I don't know, my dreams are visions
We could still end up with the great big fishes

Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No-one move a muscle as the dead come home

20101013

PETER MURPHY — THINGS TO REMEMBER



Thing to Remember when writing figures of speech and sound
The Power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic
Defy Logic Often
Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky.

Tell us that your lover is the sky.

When you do that
We won't believe you,
We won't believe you
Because saying so makes no sense
But we'll see a meaning.

We'll see a meaning
The other thing is the ability to be remembered.

Love Anything.

Love Anything

Wasted
I cut myself down
Cut myself down
Wasted
Now Breaking Free
Breaking Free
It's no longer me

Understand where you came from

Floating
I'm facing me down
Prostrate to the ground

Understand

Prostrate to the ground
Mystery
Rain down on my life
down on my life

Maybe there is nothing to say

Breathing
The future is gone
The strain of the past

Sometimes nothing often means;
The beauty of the human experience

Healing
Rain down on my life
Down on my life
Wasted
Now breaking free
Breaking free
It's no longer me

Love Anything

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky
Love Anything.

Love Anything

Love Anything

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky

Sometimes

Sometimes nothing often means
the beauty of the human experience,

These things are to be remembered

To be remembered

20101011

BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN



Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head

Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed


And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
Oh ...


Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race


Oh, bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race


And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her hearing aid started to melt


Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
Oh ...


Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
Oh ...


Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
Oh ...


Bigmouth, oh ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
Oh ...

The Smiths - Bigmouth strikes again

20101010

DILBERT

20101005

ONE OF THE FEW



When you're one of the few to land on your feet
What do you do to make ends meet?
Teach.
Make them mad, make them sad, make them add two and two.
Make them me, make them you, make them do what you want them to.
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them lie down and die. 
— Pink Floyd, One of the few —

20101001

DILBERT

HA HA HA HA HA ! ! !

LA DETTE DU QUÉBEC